Reports everywhere claim that using a footstool will aid in better 'flow' of your digestive systemwhen it comes togetting rid of waste. However, one poor woman's boyfriend prefers 'squatting on the toilet seatlike Gollum'. Not only that, but the anonymous woman also stated that her boyfriend is a'prolific pooper'who needs to drop the kids off at the pool multiple times a day.
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The girlfriend was not only shocked by his behaviour and the germophobe brought up a point that only a germophobe could possibly think of: Should this super pooper be washing his feet as well as his hands?
The girlfriend voiced her concerns on Reddit :
We’ve been together for 4.5 years. He has sworn off s******g like a normal person in that he refuses to sit on the toilet. He instead insists on taking off his pants and underwear, if not getting entirely naked, and squatting on the toilet seat like Gollum. Fine, whatever. How he decides to do his business is up to him. But then he’ll walk around the house all day with his little toilet seat feet, putting them on the couch, the bed, etc. I acknowledge I am a germaphobe so I am a lot more sensitive to issues of hygiene than the average Joe, but I’m not sure if I’m overreacting in this case. Am I being nitpicky in finding this gross or is this legitimately disgusting?
The post was shared to Twitter and users took great delight in recommending the girlfriend to get her man a squatty potty, but most viewers just laughed at the phrase'little toilet seat feet'.
However, this germophobe's concerns were largely snubbed in favour of the Gollum squatter with many claiming there are dirtier things in a home than a toilet seat:
I hate to say it but I’m pretty sure the actual toilet seat is cleaner than, say, the kitchen counter.
— ghost dog (@JeetoCheesus) May 14, 2020
Until he puts his feet on it.
Since that seems to be the issue...
Some commenters even had a creative way to solve the problem:
A nice pair of dedicated Toilet Slippers would fix all their problems
— Matt Nedostup (@nedostup) May 14, 2020
But most were just plain oldimpressed:
Dude's already making 5 deliveries a day I don't know how much more efficient he needs to be
— Dance: 10⁻¹, Looks: 3 (@Andrew_3000) May 14, 2020
Wait. He squats on the toilet bowl?!?! That’s gotdamn amazing. He balances on the toilet seat 5 times a day to shit! That’s dedication. He’s a hero!!! To whom? I don’t know, but surely to someone!
— HisRoyalFlyness (@FlyIngenuity) May 14, 2020